Well, that was pretty self explanitory. But maybe some of you people just don't understand. And when I say some of you, I'm talking about those of you who think it's great to go outside in a sundress and tights in the middle of winter.
Oh and did I mention we're in Utah?
And did I mention we're in CEDAR CITY UTAH?
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It's cold here people. Are your thighs cold? Wanna know why? For your information, tights aren't pants. Gals: We know you want some guy to give you his jacket... but that might come with a can of soup and a shopping cart to carry all your belongings in because you DON'T HAVE ANY PANTS ON!!!! IN THE MIDDLE OF WINTER!!!!!
So please, take the temperature into consideration when you're dressing for the day. Your frostbitten stubs will thank you later.
"When you wear your puffy coat, gloves, hat and scarf with only tights on your legs, you look like a marshmallow with two toothpicks sticking out the bottom. Just a hint: Marshmallow ... not a flattering look." -Lt. Grunge
"Cover your cheeks. Both sets."- Sgt. McDiscopants
"Fight the tights, or else you'll get frostbite!" - Chief Glamzilla
Lt. Grunge, Srgt. McDiscopants and Chief Glamzilla
If the girl isn't cold........why do you care? The tights could be thick and the dress could be perfectly in-season. But if she's not complaining, neither should you.
ReplyDeleteWe're just looking out for our fellow t-birds! Frostbite is rampant here in Cedar City and we would hate to hear of someone who lost their limbs because they weren't dressed appropriately for the weather!!! Plus we weren't talking about in season dresses... we were talking about sun dresses.
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