Do you have elephantiatis or are you just happy to see me?

We see you've read our last post and fought against the tights in the middle of winter. However the sweatpants paired with the Ugg boots were not what we had in mind! Pretty much, when you do this "look" (if you can even consider this a look) it makes seem  like you've just rolled out of bed. Which you could have, except it's one in the afternoon, and nobody wants to know that's how late you sleep in. If you've had that much sleep, then you should be able to find the energy to get up and put on some jeans. We promise people. It takes just about two seconds more to put them on.
It's not even the old "you sleep in your pajamas. Don't wear them all day long." You can wear your pajamas. If you want to look like a slob. We don't really care. Well... we do care. But that's not what this post is about. It's the fact that even though you can't put on a different pair of pants, you've managed to stuff the legs of your sweatpants into the tops of the boot. Which doesn't look flattering, and you may start to look like you have elephantiasis. In fact, maybe that's why you're wearing them, and if that is the case we apologize, and would like to donate 50 dollars to your cause. For the rest of you, you have no excuses. And no. We won't donate 50 dollars to your cause. Whatever that may be that makes you wear this horrible style.

Men find this attractive. Yummy! 

"If the boot fits, it doesn't mean sweats do too."- Chief Glamzilla
"Switching your tennies for Ugg's doesn't disguise the fact that you just got back from the gym."- Lt. Grunge
"I'll donate to your cause... if it means you'll get a pair of jeans."- Srgt. McDiscopants

-Don't let us down- keep your clothes on! We'll decide if you need to take them off or not.-

Chief Glamzilla, Lt. Grunge, Srgt. McDiscopants