The Big "C". Or D, DD, E, F or G.

Cleavage. We all have a love hate relationship with it. Some of us love to hate it, and some of us hate that we love it. Either way, how much is appropriate? First off. Butt cleavage. Never appropriate. Nobody ever wants to see the location where your butt cheeks join together. If you have butt cleavage, either you need new pants, a new belt or a new butt. Or you can always pursue this occupation:



The pipes are calling your name...

  Onto the real subject.  Now girls, we all have them, and boys... some of you do too. But although you may have them, it doesn't mean that everybody wants to see them.  There is a fine line between showing what you got and showing ALL of what you got if you catch our drift.  We're here to lay down the law at what's appropriate... especially in this largely mormon climate we all live in.

Here is a diagram that we painstakingly made based off of functions that we previously collaberated to match the average female. Enjoy!  

Now. We understand that there are different situations when dealing with different cup sizes. A's tend to be able to pull off lower neck lines than say... D's. And G's (There is such a thing) we understand the you'll have a clevage no matter what you do. Just keep in mind that even though you may be proud of whatcha mamma gave ya... that doesn't mean you need to embarass your mamma... and the rest of us.

"They're just jiggling balls of fat... nobody wants to see that."- Lt. Grunge

"Don't let your look go from glamorous to scandalous." -Chief Glamzilla

"Boobs. Hahahahahaha."- Srgt. McDiscopants

-Don't let us down- keep your clothes on! We'll decide if you need to take them off or not.-

Chief Glamzilla, Lt. Grunge and Srgt. McDiscopants