Everybody down! He's taking out his GUNS!

Lets just throw this out there: We appreciate hot, attractive, muscular men. Let us pause for dramatic effect... and for pictures!

More please!

However! We do not appreciate those men who have to walk around basically naked just to prove the fact that they're built. If we want to see that, we'll stand outside the gym in the P.E. building and just stare at you... but not creepily. We promise that wasn't us who were suctioned cupped to the gym windows last tuesday night. It was... er... our friends. Ya.

Anyways the point being is that you don't need to beat us over the head with the fact you have muscular arms. Unless you're letting us feel your muscular arms while you do so.  The worst of these we fear, are those men who wear a shirt, but insist on ruining said perfect shirt by cutting off the sleeves. Here is a mind boggling piece of information for you:  We can see your muscles even if you keep your sleeves on! Weird! That's like us cutting holes in our shirts so you can see our boobs. They're still there! Clothing is not some magical portal that sends your muscles to some other demention. They're there whether you cut your sleeves off or not.

Where did my 6-pack go?! I swear I had it five minutes ago! Blasted shirt!

Also, what is it with men who choose to cut off the sleeves down to their navel? Are you planning on getting so buff that your arms take up 50% of your sides?! If that happened you'd end up in the same predicament as Randy in the Christmas Story... 

I can't put my arms down!!!

And with that mental picture... we bid you Adieu.

"Apply for a concealed weapons permit. Put your guns in your sleeves." -Lt. Grunge
"Wife Beater: Bonus! 50% more skin than you wanted to see!" -Srgt. McDiscopants
"They made me go to the P.E. building!" - Chief Glamzilla

-Don't let us down- keep your clothes on! We'll decide if you need to take them off or not.-
Lt. Grunge, Srgt. McDiscopants and Chief Glamzilla