Poof Up the Volume! WOOT WOOT!

We're going to start this post off with a history lesson! Be excited! Be very excited! After all, this is college! You need to learn something...
During medieval times it was customary during winter months to put live rodents inside of the sleeve. The purpose was to keep the person warm and enable them to survive the winter's chill without having to heat up the whole castle. Of course, with all that food they kept feeding their sleeve-pets, they probably could have just paid for central heating and air, but hey! Who are we to judge?

"I do say! Your sleeve doth bark at me!"

 We were reminded of this tid bit of historic trivia, while walking around campus when we saw people who seemed to be copying this trend, except it was upon their heads! Then we looked a bit closer. Nope. It was just their extremely ratted hair. Can we just say that it was a relief? That would have been very unsanitary. But that relief only lasted mere seconds as the horror dawned on us that these people had done it INTENTIONALLY.

Even Oprah was shocked when we told her the news!

Yes. That's right. We confused people's hair with rodents. Gross. First of all, if people start commenting on how good looking your coon skin hat is today, you probably need to tone down the ratting. We understand that you want to add some volume to your hair! Who doesn't? But when your head's bigger than your shoulders, you run the risk of toppling over, and we all know how expensive big hair insurance rates are these days! What with all the premiums!  If you really want to volumize your hair, make sure that you're doing it properly. One fourth of your hair in a huge rats nest, does not equal attractive. Instead try an even look, by adding small amounts of ratting everywhere. But not too much! 

What a cute hat! Oh... wait a minute....

If you're one of the women who adds just the right amount of volume in your hair, then good job! Keep it up, and PLEASE if you see one of these poor unfortunate souls, take them under your wing. Please!
But ladies, don't feel like we're only picking on you... apparently men do this look too. With much more disastrous results...

Either he's contemplating suicide because of his botched hair job, or he's trying to figure out how to make this the new style back at Toys R Us.

 Remember: You are not Snookie. And if you are, then we are sorry.

"Polygamous poof is so last year! "- Lt. Grunge
"Ah! I'm in hillbilly hell!" -Chief Glamzilla
"The real reason that last picture is in this post is because we found it and had to share it with the world. Because really?! How could we keep that little beauty tucked away?" -Srgt. McDiscopants

- Don't let us down, keep your clothes on! We'll decide if you need to take them off or not.-
Lt. Grunge, Chief Glamzilla, Srgt. McDiscopants