Shades of Gray

Last night we (your T-Bird Fashion Police) attended the gymnastics meet (way to flip T-Birds!) and then the dance. Pretty much it was a great night. We say pretty much because some of you apparently need to go back to kindergarten and review the color wheel. Remember that thing? That thing that had all those colors on it? And was shaped like a wheel? Ya. That's what we're talking about people. Let's look at it.
We noticed a person who was sitting in close proximity to us who happened to be wearing gray. And some more gray. And some more gray. And gray and gray and gray. Now this may this may have been a bit much but, to top it all off they were all different shades of gray. That does not fool anyone. Plus they were wearing sweatpants, with thermals, a t shirt and a hat. Did we mention these were all gray? The only word to describe it was... strange. You have to try to wear that much gray. Maybe he was just feeling gloomy that day. But that still doesn't give him any excuse. When we're estatically happy about something (like every time someone comments on our blog... hint hint nudge nudge wink wink) we don't dress in all neon green and go parading around the room do we? Most of the time? Right. well. Um... just forget we posted that.

Anyways... if our school colors were gray, then maybe. But last I checked we were not Thunderclouds. We are Thunderbirds.




No...









Yes!

Athletic events may be the only time you can wear all of the same color and get away with it. But when you don't know the color of the team you're supporting, it's just wrong.This brings us to the other end of the spectrum. Wearing too much of EVERY SINGLE COLOR.

Dances are a time for...

"Standing around and looking awkward." -Lt. Grunge

"Dancing and dressing like a slut." -Chief Glamzilla

"Managing to do both in the same five minutes." -Srgt. McDiscopants

Apparently some of you women need to re-read our cleavage post. Some men can too but we know the real reason why you're looking at it... to see the picture of that plumber fixing the sink. Don't lie to yourself.  Lets just lay out a formula for you all out there:

8.5 Million different colors + extremely short shorts+ almost nothing on top= How in the world did you manage to get so much color on so little clothing!?

Does not compute.

Tie Dye shirts are one thing, but when your eyes can't focus on one color in your outfit, it could be dangerous to other people's health. You could cause brain annurisms. And we don't want that do we?

Well we don't you demented freaks... Also, future supervillans please ignore that last idea for taking over all of humanity. We don't to be responsible.

So overall use color, even during the winter. Just don't take us all on a lsd trip whenever we look at you. Say no to drugs.

"It's a problem if it looks like a rainbow threw up on you..."- Chief Glamzilla

"If I can't see the colors of the wind does that mean I'm colorblind?!" -Lt. Grunge

"No Lt. Grunge... that just means your retinas were burned out last night at the dance." -Srgt. McDiscopants

-Don't let us down- keep your clothes on! We'll decide if you need to take them off or not.-

Cheif Glamzilla, Lt. Grunge, Srgt. McDiscopants