Hello T-Birds!

I'm sure you're all wondering just what this blog is about... well don't worry. We are here to fill you in! Let us introduce ourselves. For privacy's sake (and also safety precautions) we are going to be known by these rockin' pseudonyms.  Lieutenant Grunge's specialty is watching out for your hygienic well-being.   Sergeant McDiscopants' calling is to bring your attention to some serious fashion faux pas before they become dangerous for your health. And Chief Glamzilla will educate you in the art of hair and make up, because yes it is an art. Together we are the Thunderbird Fashion Police, right here in Cedar City, Utah. We're watching your every frumpy, mismatched, and bad hair day move. We're here to stop the injustice to fashion for all of our sakes, one pair of "croc" shoes at a time.